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cramp:

can i be a stay-at-home parent but without the kids

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malnourishedmermaid:

ghostsboner:

IB Biology?? More like IB BOREology

IB BYEology

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       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this just
this fukn does it for me
this is gorgeous

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Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

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have some percy-and-annabeth headacanony thingies

seaweedbraens:

  • after the war, percy and annabeth do not make any burnt offerings to the gods until chiron tell them to
  • annabeth sneaks to the poseidon cabin a lot at night - not to climb in with percy, sometimes - just to check if he’s still there, because you never know when hera might pull another trick.
  • percy and annabeth try not to use elevators a lot after tartarus.
  • once, when visitng camp jupiter, percy and annabeth kissed underwater again - under the river tiber. reyna had a fit when she found out.
  • percy still gets chills when annabeth touches what used to be his achilles spot.
  • contrary to popular belief, annabeth doesn’t like seeing percy shirtless, because he has a lot of scars from the fight against the keres in and she hates thinking of how far she was from him.
  • percy and annabeth dont talk about tartarus for months after they fell in.
  • when percy and annabeth study together, percy gets bored and doodles on everything. once he doodled I <3 Percy on annabeth’s arm with permanent marker, because she loves permanent things, right? the writing didnt come off for weeks and ananbeth got really weird looks from people. now, whenever percy dozes off when they study, he wakes up with really badly drawn goatees and moustaches.
  • the sweetest thing percy’s told annabeth was that aphrodite looked like her.
  • annabeth and percy dont go for movies a lot, because percy prefers the popcorn blue.
  • the first time percy tells annabeth he loves her, he was talking in his sleep. annabeth heard and nearly fell off the bed, but she never mentioned it to him until he told her when she was fully conscious.
  • when percy saves up enough to buy a laptop, he gives it to annabeth and draws a delta symbol with silver pen.
  • when percy was missing, annabeth would come over to sally’s really often and the habit never really broke, so a lot of times percy comes back home to see annabeth sprawled over the couch with a bunch of books.
  • for his birthday, annabeth once bought percy a tank of goldfish, which wasn’t a good idea, because once she came home to him yelling “why do you keep forgetting everything I sAY?”
  • watching spider-man with annabeth is like watching a horror movie, but percy secretly likes it when she hides her face in his shoulder and grips his hand really tight (at least until she scratches his arm).
  • the first time annabeth made percy blue waffles, she accidentally switched the sugar with the salt. when percy saw them, he yelled “I will marry yOU” and then he took a big bite and whispered, “but yeah we can wait.”
  • a lot of the time, annabeth goes out of her way to wear blue; one time she looks in the mirror and sees thats she’s wearing a blue shirt, blue jeans, blue converse, blue socks, a blue hoodie around her waist, with her blue yankees cap sticking out of her pocket. all she says is, “fuck.”
  • when percy proposes to annabeth, she chooses to wear the ring on her camp half-blood necklace.
  • one time when percy’s really injured in a battle he thinks he’s gonna die and he asks annabeth why she put up with him. annabeth says, “because you’re my friend, seaweed brain. any more stupid questions?”

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ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source

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master-of-duct-tape:

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT

do yourself a BIG favor and wait for the after-credit extra
LMFAO!!

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ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

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cannibalstarling:

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

*whispers* bonjour

*high pitched screaming*

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE]

*seductive whisper* omlette du fromage

*ohio catches on fire*

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